$5.00
YOU! New meat! Shuck that corn! Peel those onions! Thaw those llama steaks! And get a move-on, JEEZ! You'll never man the cavy fryers at this rate! You hafta WANT IT, kid!
Now available for pre-order: The trainee patches proudly worn by the new hires in all of Templar's Sassy Cavy fast food restaurants. Guinea pig so fresh, It's still squeaking on the bun!
(They leave the heads on.)
Pre-order now, and you don't pay shipping!